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Are you wanting to put together a hilariously cheeky night out but don't know where to start? Or perhaps you're after something a little different to the typical activities hens are famous for? From tantric workshops to 'pick your prick' favours, below is ALL the information and inspiration you'll need to plan the ultimate naughty hen party!
SET THE SCENE WITH A SAUCY THEME
Build excitement for the celebration by selecting a cheeky hen party theme and requesting that guests arrive decked out in that particular attire! Think along the lines of a Burlesque party (stockings, feathers, corsets, etc.) sexy [anything] (e.g. sexy farmer, sexy superhero, sexy princess, sexy schoolgirl, etc.), masquerade, red lips and so on.
ADD SOME ACTIVITIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU BLUSH!
18+ TRIVIA NIGHT
Put together your own cheeky trivia night! Search the web for some naughty questions, hire a person to run the show (or, if you’re keen, run it yourself!), grab some hilarious prizes (such as chocolate willies), run funny games in-between and basically have a ridiculously fun time! To get you started, check out this ‘100 Questions About Sex’ game that includes questions such as: ‘What’s the average number of sex partners for women?’ (Answer: 7.5 partners).
With belly dancing, burlesque classes, Latin workshops, Bollywood dance classes, pole dancing, and the cheekier than ever lap dance or twerk classes, your group won’t know where to begin when it comes to shaking their booties! Some venues (such as Aussie Twerk) even give you the option of having some male strippers join the party!
MALE REVUE SHOW
Like the idea of strippers but want to keep things a little classier?
Hit up a male revue show instead (such as Melbourne's Princes of the Night) where you can watch the boys strut their stuff (and show off their wicked dance moves!) whilst enjoying drinks and busting out some moves of your own. If you're more inclined to be in the spotlight after a few bevs, some hens may end up on stage; however if you'd rather stay in the crowd there's no problems with that either!
NUDE DRAWING CLASS
For those of you with an artistic side (or not, even funnier!), these drawing classes combine fun, laughter, drawing, and of course, nudity!
I'm sure you've heard of Tupperware parties? Well, this is similar... except the products belong in the bedroom not the kitchen (and are strictly for adult's eyes ONLY)! Make sure you have champagne at the ready as you prepare to giggle your way through a celebration that focuses on toys of the grown-up variety!
If your hen loves a bit of craft, then rude origami is a must! As the name states... it’s origami, and it’s rude! Get to work creating your very own paper penis, passionate pigs and more! Check out this free PDF for instructions and inspiration!
STRIPPERS ON THE HIGH SEAS
Enjoying a cruise, taking in the sites around your local city, indulging in some delicious bites to eat, knocking back some bubbly and watching a show that will make your entire group blush - what's not to love about a naughty night on the high seas?!
For an example of what you can expect with such an experience, check out Wild Boys Afloat Brisbane by clicking here!
TANTRIC HEN PARTY
If you’re after something 18+ and really unique, why not try out a tantric hens party (such as those run by Blissrising, click here for more info)? Sensual, exciting AND educational - you’ll be leaving this event with skills that can be practiced at home (if you know what I mean?!).
TOPLESS WAITERS AND/OR STRIPPERS
Whether you’re at a hired venue or in your very own lounge room, strippers and topless waiters will add some extra spice to your event! From playing games to taking everything off, it’s up to you just how naughty or nice your event is with these gentlemen!
Handy hint: Click here for some fun games to play with your topless waiters!
PLAY GAMES THAT WILL BRING THE GIGGLES!
Before getting the party started, write down 10 MA15+ or R rated questions and place them in 10 separate balloons. Throughout the night, have guests pop the balloons; with your hen answering the question that comes out. If she refuses to give the group an answer, it's time for a punishment! This can be anything from drinking a shot or sipping her drink to completing a dare.
These are the basic instructions for ‘Balloon Pop’. For more fun ways to play, click here!
Remember: place all balloons in the bin after use!
CHEEKY TIME CAPSULE
The overall goal of 'Cheeky Time Capsule' is to prepare a box of gifts, letters, predictions and/or memories for your hen to open with her husband on their one year wedding anniversary.
To play, you can either ask guests to bring along a cheeky, wrapped gift for your hen (such as sexy launderette, love coupons, etc.) that can be placed into the 'time capsule' box when they arrive OR at the party have guests write down cheeky predictions (e.g. 'the happy couple will have consummated their marriage at least two times on their wedding night), naughty date ideas (to keep the flame burning in their second year of marriage) and/or cheeky memories (e.g. what happened the first time the happy couple met). These notes can then be placed into the time capsule.
After the party, seal the box and gift to your best friend (with strict instructions not to open it before their anniversary)! If you don't trust that she can wait this long, keep it sealed at your place and gift to her on her anniversary... what a present it will be!
★Click here for hilarious pre-made ‘dirty’ questionnaire cards★
Like jokes, riddles are a fantastic ice-breaker (especially riddles such as these – forcing your friend’s minds into the gutter, even though the answer is VERY clean!). To play this game, search the net for some hilariously cheeky options - here’s an example to get you started:
Question: I’m hard when you put me in your mouth; soft and wet when you take me out. What am I?
Answer: Chewing gum!
Once you've found at least 10, write out the questions only on a word document and print off ready for the celebration (make sure you also print off a 'cheat sheet' for yourself that includes all answers'. On the day, hand out to guests and, one by one, read the riddles out loud. Give the gals enough time to laugh and ponder before moving on to the next riddle. The person or group with the most correct answers wins!
EMOJI PICTIONARY (18+)
★Click here to view a pre-made 18+ emojoi pictionary game card★
If you hen loves to use an emoji in her daily life, she will absolutely love this game! To play, try and think of at least 10 cheeky bedroom antics and the emoji (or emojis) that describe them. Now, put together a list of your 'acts' (#winkwink), using the descriptive emojis only - these will become your game cards (click here for an example). Hand out to guests when you're ready to play; with the dirtiest, cheekiest, naughtiest person or group being the one with the most correct answers!
NAUGHTY OR NICE?
On a table labelled ‘Naughty or Nice?’, have enough drinks for one per guest attending. As guests arrive, ask them to pick a beverage. The twist being that some are naughty (i.e. cocktails, straight shots, etc.) and some are nice (i.e. water, lemonade, etc.)!
Fun tip: you can also play this game in the style of ‘spin the bottle’. Simply place shot glasses in a circle and guests spin the bottle, taking whichever shot it happens to land on. Once again, some shots are 'nice' and some are 'naughty'
PIN THE JUNK
★Click here for a custom 'Pin the Junk on the Hunk' game★
Print off a HUGE full body photo or poster of your hen’s crush (for example) + enough cartoon peckers for each guest. On the night, party-goers will take it in turns to be blindfolded and spun around before tying to ‘pin’ the junk in the correct position. Write each guests’ name on their particular penis so that you can keep track of who is winning!
Hot tip:The bridesmaids at my hen do photoshopped the most HILARIOUS picture of my husband's face onto another man's body. I couldn't stop laughing whilst playing (made even funnier by the fact that his cousins had to pin his junk as well!). If you don’t like the idea of ‘Pin the Junk’, other alternatives include ‘Pash the Poser’ (use lipstick and ‘kiss’ the poster in the correct position), ‘Bouquet on the Bride’, ‘Ring on the Finger’, etc. You can get creative with this game – so use something that will be personal/make your bride-to-be laugh!
★Click here for a printable ‘Positions’ game★
Strictly 18+ only - the 'positions' game is bound to have the entire room in giggles! To organise, you'll have to dig into your bedroom knowledge (or see how much google knows!) and find around 10 different 'position' names (such as 'the spider') and their corresponding images (cartoons or real life - this part depends how raunchy you want to get!). Once you've collected this info, create game cards by placing the images on a word/powerpoint document; leaving space (such as a line or text box) for guests to write their guesses. Print off and hand out on the day, with the group/person to get the most right being the winner!
Hot tip:This game can be quite hard (pun intended) to play. To make it a bit easier, you can list the names of each position randomly at the bottom of the game card (or display the names randomly on a large blackboard at the front of the room). It's then up to guests to decipher which name goes with which image!
SELL YOUR SH*T!
This activity will make for many laughs! Put together a pack of objects/products that your hen has to try and sell throughout the night. How embarrassing these items are is entirely up to you! Any money she manages to make should go towards buying something she really wants (let’s be honest... it will probably be that awesome looking cocktail or a souvlaki from that food truck down the road).
Handy hint: Get guests involved by asking them to bring along ONE op shop item that your hen has to sell throughout the night. It will be hilarious seeing what everyone turns up with!
THIS OR THAT
★Click here for a range of hilarious ‘This or That’ printable games★
This one is guaranteed to have the party in fits of laughter! To play, pick a particular category (for example, 'porn or singing', 'boobs or but', etc.) and search for some hilarious images. Create game cards from your stash of piccies (click here for example layouts) and award points to those who guess right. Person with the most points at the end of the game wins!
EVEN MORE CHEEKY GAME INSPIRATION
From ‘18+ charades’ and ‘penis carving’ to ‘truth or dare’ and ‘I never’, there are SO many fun games that can be played on your special day. For the ultimate list of hens night games (that can be made as naughty ... or nice... as you like!) and their instructions, click here.
NAUGHTY HEN PARTY GIFTS
A really fun game card for a cheekier soiree is a twist on the old ‘Truth or Dare’. To make the cards, ask for the following information:
Name and Truth or Dare for [hen’s name].
Print as many off as there are guests, mount them onto coloured card (pick a colour that fits with your hen’s night theme for best results) and add them to your gift bags. When guests arrive at the party, ask that they write down their name along with a truth question or a dare to complete. Collect the cards and, in front of the whole group, gift them to your hen; explaining that each guest is actually to complete the truth/dare they wrote down for the hen, WITH the hen! Everyone will be beside themselves (either because they wrote something horrible down and they’re having massive regrets, or because they saw what a friend wrote down and cannot stop laughing!). Keep the giggles going by having your hen read out each of the cards, announcing who is performing each truth/dare with her as she goes!
For additional game card options, check out the ultimate list of games here and choose those that will fit with your celebration.
Consider yourself a bit of a chef? Why not bake some fun treats that will double as favours? Think along the lines of cupcakes topped with fondant penises, mini pecker cakes, slices of a large pecker cake or even penis shaped chocolate! If you don't fancy yourself as a baker, there's also the option of placing malteasers in a paper bag and labelling it as 'balls'. Want to up the 18+ factor? Include one chocolate willy in the bags as well and label them as 'dick and balls'.
Guaranteed to bring the giggles, naughty biscuits make fantastic favours, prizes or platter fillers! Whether you create these beauties yourself (the experience will no doubt get you super excited for what's to come) or get the professionals to do it ('The Confectionist', for example, can turn even your wildest requests into a biscuit!), these delicious little treats are bound to be a crowd-pleaser.
Need biscuit inspiration? Fluffy handcuffs, six-packs, boobs or penises will all work perfectly with your cheeky theme!
Set up a table with mini/baby cacti ready to gift to guests at the end of the celebration or to use as prizes throughout the event. Don't forget to add a 'PICK YOUR PRICK' sign to the favour table!
If you're planning on incorporating a game such as 'mould a man' (or body part!), consider placing balls of play-dough in your goodie bags.
A great home-made recipe that has been tried and tested by yours truly can be found on the side of McKenzie's Cream of Tartar containers (no affiliation, just LOVE the result!). Add food colouring in your theme colours to tie everything together. Click here to view the recipe.
Get Googling and find yourself some extra naughty jokes (whether you decide to stick with the whole ‘wedding theme’ or go completely off topic is completely up to you). Not only a great ice-breaker (have each guest read their jokes out to the group for instant good times!), but also a cheap and fun goodie bag filler option
SHOTS AND/OR MINI ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
CHEERS to your beautiful friend! Get the celebration started with some delicious mini drinks or shots - the perfect addition to any goodie bag!
Handy hint: Save up some small glass jars in the lead up to the event. You can then purchase large bottles of champagne, wine, etc. and fill the little jars. Decorate as you wish (e.g. with a twine bow) and place into gift bags.
OTHER CHEEKY INSPIRATION
You will find a great deal of inspiration via our Pinterest board! Eat your naughty heart out:
Purchase a white singlet and ask if friends have some permanent markers lying around that they could bring along to the event. On the day/night of the hen party, let the girls go to town on it with well wishes, their names, pictures, funny quotes said throughout the night, funny stories from the celebration, etc.!
Handy hint: Make sure you get a photo of the hen in her 'guest book' at the end of the evening. It can then either be framed (if she's game enough to hang it on a wall!) or kept in a special box at home as a memento from an incredible event.
PHOTO BOOTH (FOR ADULTS ONLY)
Photo booths are the best! And this type of party allows for SO many fun prop ideas that, really, how could you not have one!
Save some cash and DIY it with a simple backdrop (this could be anything from a plain wall to a pretty area in your garden). Next, add a basket full of props. Think along the lines of blackboards and chalk (so that guests can write their own cheeky words - bound to get more risque and hilarious as the night goes on!) and DIY cardboard items (e.g. Google some funny 18+ cartoons, such as peckers, print them off and glue them onto cardboard. Carefully cut around the outside of the picture and, boom, instant prop!). Does anyone in the group have some cheeky dress ups/accessories? Add those to the loot as well!
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ENJOY YOUR NAUGHTY NIGHT!
I hope this article has provided you with ALL of the cheeky, raunchy and naughty hen party ideas, making your planning as easy and fun as ever! If you would like to share any additional options that should be added to the list, please do so via the comments below or social media (Facebook | Facebook Group | Pinterest).
Cheers to the cheekiest and most hilarious party in town!
Much love, keep smiling - Bec x